Here is a limerick I wrote, published in the Philippine Star today (thanks Chonx!):
There was a silly mommy named Peggy
Of jobs she had so very many
Law medicine and food
Were all her forte (and she was good!)
But she was best at making everyone feel  jolly
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ed geronia
May 9, 2009
She loves fairies and perfume
She doesn’t ask you to clean your room
Her desserts are awesome
The stories she tells are never tiresome
Don’t you wish you had mommy
Like silly ol’ Peggy
admin
May 9, 2009
ed! sobra kang sipsip. her stories are totally kilometric, and you always get tired
peggy a bose
May 28, 2009
kilometric?????? make that mileometric.