Sorry I Was Out of Commission…Had a Baby and All

My Toes Look Like Vienna Sausages (and Other Pregnant Pauses)

One day I will take a photo of my toes And look at it years later, wrinkle my nose They look like they should be stuffed in a can Or cooking in a campfire frying pan. It’s not the only thing that’s weird about me So many changes come with a growing belly There’s the […]