Happy Year of the Water Dragon!
Posted: January 23, 2012 Filed under: testy cells Leave a comment »Here’s what I found out about, me, the Fire Snake:
When the Water is your lucky element
- Pig and Rat are your lucky animals.
- Years of Pig and Rat are your lucky years.
- Months of Pig and Rat are your lucky Months.
- Winter or cold season is your lucky season.
- 21:00 – 1:00 (9 P.M. to 1 A.M.) are your lucky hours.
- Northern direction is your lucky place.
- It will bring you luck to live a house that faces north.
- You should choose a bedroom on the north side of the house.
- When arranging the office desk, you should sit facing the north.
- A metal or water bed is good for you.
- Your lucky color is black.
- You should wear black often.
- You should use a black system (dark colors) for decorating your house.
- Take care of your excretory system – also your Kidneys, Bones and Ears.
- Wearing jewelry will bring you luck.
Got Very Drunk in the Middle of the Day
Posted: September 24, 2011 Filed under: journalism, testy cells | Tags: beer, Newcastle Brown Ale, OC Weekly Leave a comment »
I couldn’t remember how I ever enjoyed alcohol. And then I did.
I Should Miss Everyone
Posted: September 14, 2011 Filed under: Home, testy cells | Tags: LA, milwaukee, philippines Leave a comment »
But I don’t. They just all feel very foreign and far away.
Sometimes I Wish I Was Still Pregnant
Posted: September 13, 2011 Filed under: testy cells | Tags: Adam's family Leave a comment »
So I can still get irrationally mad with impunity.
On a Ramen Kick
Posted: September 8, 2011 Filed under: testy cells | Tags: ramen Leave a comment »
Dear 120 mph Driver on the 710
Posted: September 4, 2011 Filed under: testy cells | Tags: 710, Death, long beach Leave a comment »
I really love my life, so please don’t kill me by driving like a douchebag.
IMpatience
Posted: July 21, 2009 Filed under: testy cells | Tags: googlechat, googlevideo, kung fu panda, kungfu panda, rick levine, susan miller, waiting Leave a comment »I’ve been trying to combat my natural aversion to waiting for things (why do you think I’m always late?) by practicing patience. The internet is a boon, sure, but it also atrophies your brain sometimes. So here are a few tricks I’ve learned to battle the waiting game:
1. Do a countdown.
2. Procrasturbate.
3. Read horoscopes. I like Susan Miller and Rick Levine (Faythe‘s dad). Barring that, heed wise words from “KungFu Panda”: “The future is a mystery and yesterday is past. But today is a gift; that’s why it’s called the Present.”
4. Googlechat is your friend. Googlevideo is your BEST friend.
Happy Mother’s Day to The Bestest Mommy Ever!
Posted: May 9, 2009 Filed under: testy cells | Tags: mom, peggy bose, philippines 3 Comments »Here is a limerick I wrote, published in the Philippine Star today (thanks Chonx!):
There was a silly mommy named Peggy
Of jobs she had so very many
Law medicine and food
Were all her forte (and she was good!)
But she was best at making everyone feel  jolly
Perez Hilton talks about Manila.
Posted: July 29, 2008 Filed under: testy cells | Tags: manila, perez hilton Leave a comment »I never thought I’d see my hometown in Perez Hilton. Whoa.
